My questions in life...

Being a very curious and always wondering human being, I have many unanswered questions that I find myself asking. Here are a few of them...that I can remember at least. (I have many)

1. Are crackers or chips healthier?
2. Pizzas are round, and garbage cans are round, so why do they make pizza boxes square?
3. Should the word "hilarious" be pronounced (high-larious) or (ha-larious)?
4. If there is a "welcome back" then why isn't there a "thank you front"?
5. "cute as a button" Now, since when are buttons cute??
5. Where does weight go when you lose it?
6. Why don't they just let the silly bunny have some Trix cereal???
7. How important does someone have to be before they are "assasinated"instead of "murdered"?
8. How come there isn't any mouse flavored cat food?
---------Now for my more depressing thoughts and questions---------
9. Why can't I stop loving him?
10. People say that I will prolly always love him...so why won't he always love me??????
11. First everything is perfect, then my life is torn to shreds, along with my heart. Why does life have to be so unfair??